It's funny how ads pop up on my blog. The whole notion of the ads being there isn't working to my benefit so far. It might be better if I were able to choose which ads appeared on the blog, as opposed to Big Bro just finding a key word and running with an assumption. You know what they say happens when you assume.
Take my last post as an example - and look at the content that rents space. Wrong pool dude, but hey, nice try. And what about that christian dating site? Really? No, seriously...really? Look, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with any of this stuff here...well, maybe just a little wrong, given my love of practically all things sarcastic. It just reminds me of the bit Patton Oswalt did about Tivo being a bit like a retarded brother in assuming things.
What if I just write down things I like? Here are ten things I like:
1. Tequila - and not just any garbage tequila mind you, I prefer to have decent tequila when I have it, which of course I do in moderation, and most certainly never when I'm driving or operating heavy machinery...Milagro is fine, Don Julio, Patron. Not today though...not feeling it.
2. Music...lots and lots of music, playing at loud, or semi-loud volume from any of the following sources: a) Onkyo stereo, b) Apple computer c) Car stereo
3.) Juicers - I like fruit & vegetable juices, combined in crazy combinations. Some people think I'm flippin' nuts w/this sh*t, other people get it
4.) eMusic - hot damn! Do I ever love me some eMusic
5.) Dogs - I'm a dog person.
6.) Mexican food - love it
7.) Italian food - that too.
8.) Sushi - it's so much more than raw fish, and I can prove it.
9.) Humor...I'll find humor in most situations like it's my job - try me.
10.) Women
There you go, big bro. There are a few things that took no effort for me to rattle off. I wanna see if you're paying attention, because honestly bro, I think you can do better. For the record, I have never visited a christian dating website. Hey....wait a minute - I think I have a great idea for a money making venture. I'm gonna start a drinking dating website. It'll be all the rage - stay tuned, but meanwhile let's see what pops up in the margins after this one. Peace.
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